Hola Investors,
I hope everyones weekend has been great and our time used wisely. Did anyone else BBQ this past Saturday? (gorgeous day in Austin) Had a great time and some amazing discussions with old friends and some fantastic brand new friends I met just that night.
I’ll boil down the night’s talk into one sentence, “If you’re not happy with what you’re doing, make an educated change for the better.” Start by surrounding yourself with people that desire the same goals and ambitions as you and your loved ones. Think about losing weight, it’s easier with a support group right? Of course.
Here’s a mid-day (or anytime of day) pick me up chuckle for you.
A collection of FAILED E-books that never made it onto the shelves:
Renting: If There’s Anything wRong with This Book Then U fix it!
Mobile Homes: Most People Try Getting Out of The Trailer Park
Flipping: “As Seen On T.V.” Plus All Holding Costs, Realtor Fees, Marketing Expenses, Time Delays, Building Permits, Underwriting Headaches, and a Closing Nightmare
MLM’s: Sign Up So We Can Still Be Friends
REO’s: How To Wine & Dine Your Local REO Realtor to Riches
Tax Sale: Get ready to make Little Interest On Money you Probably Don’t Already Have…
Wholesaling: Start Your Very Own Commission Only Job Today!
Probates: ”A Heaven of a Deal”
Short Sales: This Unbelievable Money Making Book May or May Not Arrive Within 3 to 24 Months With or Without a Satisfying Conclusion
*Disclaimer: These e-books are Fake so please stop trying to order them. If I missed any or you think you can come up with a better one then comment them below!
Live each day with Goals! – John
Tags: e-book fail, e-book title fail, ebook fail, real estate fail, real estate investing fail
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Brandon Kidd
405 days ago
Lol. These are great. I thought that they were real for a sec. Good job, and BTW I’m getting the deal accepted. So we can put that in the bank.
I got another one for ya, “Mobile homes: Everyone needs a place to sleep”
BK